The Online Leya Tormentation Guide

TormentLeya.com

Part 1:
Identifying Leya
Part 2:
The Basics
Part 3:
The Tried and
True Techniques
Part 4:
Additional Help
Stories/Comments

Part 3: The Tried and True Tormentation Techniques


There are a great many ways to torment Leya. These include
  • Poking, prodding or other physical contact*
  • Throwing things at her*
  • Mimicking non-English sounds and/or movements
  • Attempting to confuse her
  • Successfully confusing her
  • Acting like you don't know what she's talking about
  • Pronouncing letters that aren't in words (like putting an L in "both")
  • Mispronouncing her name*
  • Invading her personal bubble*
  • Having discussions above her head with other people

There are many, many more ways to torment Leya, but listing them is not all that effective. This is largely due to the fact that Leya is easily amused, but quickly loses interest in being tormented in the same way. It is necessary to be creative and keep things interesting, or you will find that Leya is the one tormenting you (which she will do whenever she has the opportunity to do so).

*Use these methods at your own risk. They are more likely to result in a physical response from Leya, and you are more likely to be injured. When provoked, she has (on more than one occasion) accidentally struck people in a "sensitive area." Her aim is either very good, or VERY BAD.

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