The Online Leya Tormentation Guide

TormentLeya.com

Part 1:
Identifying Leya
Part 2:
The Basics
Part 3:
The Tried and
True Techniques
Part 4:
Additional Help
Stories/Comments

Part 2: The Basics


Before continuing, please read our disclaimer:

Disclaimer:

Although Leya Tormentation can be a great deal of fun, it is not without it's inherent risks. We at TormentLeya.com accept no responsibility for any injury, physical or emotional, that may result from failed or successful Leya Tormentation attempts. We are also not responsible for any loss of income, property, pride, feeling of self-worth, ability to sleep, pets, food, internal organs or potential offspring. By reading this web site, you acknowledge that any attempted Leya Tormentation is done AT YOUR OWN RISK.

It's also important to remember the purpose of Leya Tormentation. Yes, it is done for the amusement of the tormenter, but it is also a sign of affection and/or acceptance. It's important that you do not cross the line from "fun tormentation" to "genuinely mean." In spite of what some people say, Leya is actually a very nice person, and not usually deserving of being treated in a genuinely mean way. Please keep this in mind during your Leya Tormentation endeavors for your own good as well as everyone else's.

The primary objective to Leya Tormentation is to prompt a reaction from Leya. There are a great many non-English sounds she is capable of making, and usually tormentation prompts at least one of these, and in many cases there is some sort of flailing around that accompanies them. While this particular reaction is not required for Leya Tormentation to be considered successful, the attempt is always successful when it does occur.

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